Well folks, it seems as if we've really taken off over the past few hours. Outside today, I saw about six people in a row who had just come from from the hospital to have their o_O reversed. And boy, did they look happy!
And I made that up. But that's no reason to be disheartened! Our imformative posters are popping up all over the place on the World Wide Interwebz, and we're getting some pretty heavy media coverage.
I'm still lying. In other words, we need YOUR help to get this organization off the ground. As previously stated, anything is appreciated, just message us if you are interested in joining the cause.
TERRIBLE NEWS! Trusted sources from all around the globe are informing us that thousands upon thousands of people are hopelessly destroying their faces and subsequently their lives in order to emulate emoticons! This stupid, silly behavior is slowly bringing our civilization as we know it to an end, one overzealous idiot at a time!
BUT THERE IS STILL HOPE!
This is precisely why we have created SEEP (the Saving Everybody's Eyeballs People). The end is near, but not quite here! With your help, we can push back this ever growing, ever dangerous fad. By raising awareness, we can even neutralize the problem and start working for a better tomorrow! Remember, the three emoticons that have been deemed incredibly dangerous are as follows:
o_O :S :-/
EXERCISE CAUTION! While the temptation to emulate these beautiful emoticons can be great, you must keep in mind that the procedures involved will destroy your face, your function, and your life in general! You will need to shrink and grow eyeballs, plasticize your lips, squeeze your nose, and potentially much much more! Tell your friends, don't let anyone undergo this terrible terrible procedure. IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
Thank you for listening. Be on your guard, and stay tuned for further updates.
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